Discogram ouch

[Jonesie]

Had my Discogram today.

 

Thought it was game for a laugh at first, Young aussie nurse helped me into a pair of pants made out of tea bags, put me in a dress and shoved a pill the size of my thumb up my arse.

 

Anyway seemed to go well. Didn't know where i was when they woke me up for the second time. Back at home now and on my back for the rest of the week.

 

Oh well i guess I'll just have to spend my recovery on Arbtalk.

[Stephen Blair]

Had my Discogram today.

 

Thought it was game for a laugh at first, Young aussie nurse helped me into a pair of pants made out of tea bags, put me in a dress and shoved a pill the size of my thumb up my arse.

 

Anyway seemed to go well. Didn't know where i was when they woke me up for the second time. Back at home now and on my back for the rest of the week.

 

Oh well i guess I'll just have to spend my recovery on Arbtalk.

 

i had to read that 3 times, i thought the nurse was a stripper and she was putting things up your bum.

dont know what a real discogram is mate, but i hope you are ok:001_smile:

[nepia]

Girl at work had one a few months ago: said it hurt like f*** but you seem to have born it like a true man! Good luck with whatever it finds - or doesn't.

[Steve Bullman]

put me in a dress and shoved a pill the size of my thumb up my arse.

 

 

 

Oh well i guess I'll just have to spend my recovery on Arbtalk.

 

just a regular day then eh mate?

[stoxs]

glad to hear it went o.k mate,

take it easy do as the doctors tell ya!!

 

bit more arbtalk for you then!!!!

[Jonesie]

Girl at work had one a few months ago: said it hurt like f*** but you seem to have born it like a true man! Good luck with whatever it finds - or doesn't.

 

Did hurt like f***, but hopefully it will be a means to an end.

[Jonesie]

i had to read that 3 times, i thought the nurse was a stripper and she was putting things up your bum.

dont know what a real discogram is mate, but i hope you are ok:001_smile:

 

In short SWB they put me to sleep put 3 rods in my discs, wake me up then inject liquid down the rods and slip the discs under CT scan and i have to tell them how much it hurts. Put me back to sleep, remove rods.

 

Good point the Morphine is the nuts

[Stephen Blair]

holly smokes mate, that must be agony. get well soon.

My missus is a midwife and she thought a discogram might be a type of stripper, when i first saw the thread my mind was already thinking you had hit hard times and you were doing a sideline in stripping.and then my imagination went into overdrive.

didnt mean anyharm, i cant imagine how much pain you must be in.

take care mate

[Jonesie]

Cheers mate.

Will let you all know what the results say in a couple of weeks.

[Colin Bashford]

Glad you enjoyed it Jonesie!!!!!! I mean the nurse pushing a pill up your bum. I suppose that was to control your headache just like the Italians do. They seem to have a different colour suppositry for every ailment.

 

Take care mate do as you are told and keep chirpy.