Ducks Wanted

[Sam Thompson]

I have been asked to source 2 female ducks, to keep two male ducks happy Can anyone help?

[Mozza]

Try Ducktalk.co.uk

[Robert_S]

Try Ducktalk.co.uk

 

:lol:

 

Also quackalot.com

 

Funny enough there was a tv advert on last night that said "need a quick duck theses ladies want you" and an 0800 number.......

 

I was half sleeping but I think it was duck they said

[Daniël Bos]

Two ducks won't keep two drakes happy, they'll just fight over them and then shag those two to death.

[Mycoman]

Out of interest, would the beeatches need to be the same breed? If not, what does a mongrel duckling look like?

[Sam Thompson]

You a member Mozza? Looks like the place! Forums

 

 

Two ducks won't keep two drakes happy, they'll just fight over them and then shag those two to death.

 

Rightho, how many ducks does she need then?

 

 

Out of interest, would the beeatches need to be the same breed? If not, what does a mongrel duckling look like?

 

 

No idea, the only thing I know about ducks is killing them!

[Tom2020]

this site is going quackers

[Tyz05]

Apparently the BBC are releasing a new programme on BBC3 called "Siamese Ducks"

 

 

 

They're starting with a double bill.