40th

[Treemon]

40th party on 19th of November ideas for speech

[Steve Bullman]

Speeches arent my thing, i'd personally opt for slipping a magic ring on my finger and disappearing....but best of luck!

[Stephen Blair]

Just say thanks

[Treemon]

Come on guys - HELP ME PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve Bullman]

In all seriousness, after my last attempt at a speech, if I ever had to do another one, id probably pay a professional speech writer to draft one for me.

[easy-lift guy]

It the thought that counts.

easy-lift guy

[Rob D]

Take the easy option and tap "40th birthday jokes" into google...

 

 

There'll be something out there!

[alex_m]

just copy gwyneth paltrow's oscar speech from 1999. trust me.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9p1FFwxb0]Gwyneth Paltrow winning an Oscar® for "Shakespeare in Love" - YouTube[/ame]

[PeteB]

Are you giving the speech at your 40th or for someone else's Roger? Is the recipient male or female? Is it a family do or adults only?

[IClimbTreesDude]

I think you should thank all your staff and announce your giving a huge pay rise to the good looking tall blonde one!!!