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Forgot about this one until i was going through last years book to see how the log sales are compared to this time last year.

 

Got a phone call late in the winter last year...

Him: "have you any logs left, my normal guy has run out".

Me: "yes sir" and gave him the price plus delivery, as it was well outside my area.

Me: "can i take your name?".

Him "yes it's Mr. Dettori".

Me: "...as in Frankie?".

Him "It'sa da' very man".

 

Who have you delivered logs to ?

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my yard is is within spitting distance to dame judi dench, chris coleman & singer from boyzone shane lynch, no firewood logs delivered but i have been caught short an used the w.c at mr colemans pad, in effect a 'log delivery'..........!!!!!!!! :laugh1:

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Forgot about this one until i was going through last years book to see how the log sales are compared to this time last year.

 

Got a phone call late in the winter last year...

Him: "have you any logs left, my normal guy has run out".

Me: "yes sir" and gave him the price plus delivery, as it was well outside my area.

Me: "can i take your name?".

Him "yes it's Mr. Dettori".

Me: "...as in Frankie?".

Him "It'sa da' very man".

 

Who have you delivered logs to ?

 

presuming Frankie is Newmarket based, thats a fair old haul for you Egg?!

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i took a load to michael jacson today ,he was so happi he done the moon walk after handing me the cash and grabbed his crotch and went you know im bad im bad ha ha ,i have worked for bonni tyler tho

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presuming Frankie is Newmarket based, thats a fair old haul for you Egg?!

Stetchworth, if the customer will pay the delivery fee and i'm not to busy i'll go where they want me to.

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If you are working for Bonny Tyler make sure its not in a corn field because you might be working against the grain.

 

ha ha ,sorry boys i had a few magners last night and could not help that comment

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Stetchworth, if the customer will pay the delivery fee and i'm not to busy i'll go where they want me to.

 

christ thats even further!!! nice little trip out though, broke the day up a bit i bet!

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Most of you will have heard the voice of one of my most regular customers. From his little studio in a lovely old cottage, he records 'voice overs' for TV & radio ad's etc that are digitally sent all over the world to whoever contracts him. When I was last delivering (bacon butties & brown sauce) he was recording a piece for a toothpaste ad' to go out in Abu Dhabi.

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