I Like trees but.........

[Rowan the Bruce]

I like trees but..........my wife wants to watch the end of the film we were watching last night and if I don't get off the computer my nuts will be strung up in an oak tree with the acorns!

[Treegeek]

I like tree but.. when you think the long days dismantle is done, you ache and all you want to do is have a hot shower and sit down in that cosie arm chair there you or standing there at the back door looking like a tramp you take off your boots spilling chip on the door mat and your wife hits the bloody roof that when i realy hate trees

[Mr. Bish]

I like trees but...... I don't like the way they make me smell

 

I like trees but.... they do get awfully heavy

 

I like trees but.... I hate small gardens with them in.

 

I like trees but.... I prefer chocolate.

 

Gizzzzz freeeeeee stoooooffffff NOW

[Mr. Bish]

I like trees but.... Since I trimmed this one last year it's just gone all bushy. Can you fix it?

[Log-ologist]

i like trees but... ... don't worry I'm a surgeon.

[Dean Lofthouse]

I like Trees but..I know a good Psyciatrist

[Red.Squirrel]

I like trees but I prefer a bit of bush.

 

Wehay, bindun?

[Red.Squirrel]

I like trees but I prefer a bit of bush.

 

Wehay, bindun?

 

Just actually read through and been beaten to it

 

Note to self: check the forums more regularly

 

 

I shall be back with a good one next time

[Ropey]

I like trees but.... I have been banned from entering.

 

Same thing happens at home after I have been at the pub too long....

[Gregsie]

.......not as much as Deans neighbour likes his.

 

or

 

......I would not sleep with one even though they give me wood.

 

or

 

......what feller doesn't

 

or

 

.......I'm very sorry I'm not willing to remove 50ft elm that is leaning precairously over your greenhouse and conservatory for £50 even if you let me keep the logs for firewood.

 

or

 

......I wish pikies didn't.