Nappy rash...

[miker]

fullers earth cream, swear by it

[eggsarascal]

She cant read and she cant write but sahe can drive a trahhhctor

 

Can she log firewood....if so i'll do you a straight swap for mine:lol:

[geoff]

Sudacreme here.

 

Yeh,that might work too,I only discovered the stuff after my wife left me,I got up the next morning,a bit preocupied,and inadvetantly proceeded to brush me teeth with 'canesten'!

She laughed so hard when she heard about it that she came back!

[jaime bray]

Any of you lot find that your ppe trousers and the heat can give you sore thighs,(skin abraided and sore,red as a beetroot,and just where you dont want it),well I do anyway from time to time:blushing:

 

Its easily sorted by going to the chemist & getting a tube of 'Drapolene'.

 

Rub a bit in before you go to work,or after the evening shower,it works...

 

This is a serious post,not some wind up!!!

 

Used to get it when played rugby, would absolutely drench my groin in vaseline, P.s I was the prop so id have plenty of chaffing in the scrums

[jaime bray]

Yeh,that might work too,I only discovered the stuff after my wife left me,I got up the next morning,a bit preocupied,and inadvetantly proceeded to brush me teeth with 'canesten'!

She laughed so hard when she heard about it that she came back!

 

Thats well funny, i love a happy ending, did you give her ''a'' clap as she walked in front door

[geoff]

Nope....But It cured my halitosis and she loves me now!

[Lorry thompson]

I'll try that in the morning see if I can get my wife to love me again haha

[jaime bray]

Can she log firewood....if so i'll do you a straight swap for mine:lol:

 

If she wanted to she could, but we aint got a log fire, and there nay way you going to get here in the field, shes just a city girllllll, born and raised

[Lorry thompson]

I miss-read Jaime's thought it said did you give HER the clap haha I'm getting tired

[jaime bray]

If you saw mine you'd prefer haolotosis, or however you spelt it