Am I welcome?

[Lorry thompson]

You must be a taxidermist too are you mate you've done a good job on that dalmation rug haha

[pgkevet]

You must be a taxidermist too are you mate you've done a good job on that dalmation rug haha

 

You don't have to stuff dally's.. they have the greed gene and do it all themselves:biggrin:

[Lorry thompson]

Haha my mate had one cracking dogs am off to Kip welcome again you will get plenty help on here and no doubt plenty questions now everyone knows you a vet:)

[Robert_S]

welcome mate:thumbup1:

[likeitorlumpit]

That's exactly what we are here for, it's good for talk between professionals and also for non professionals to get advice and read about what we do.

 

There's no such thing as a stupid question!

 

How many fish does it take to drive a nail in a rabbit?

[pgkevet]

How many fish does it take to drive a nail in a rabbit?

 

 

One hammerhead...

 

or you could use a mullet?

[likeitorlumpit]

Like the man said

No such thing as a stupid question:thumbup:

[David Goss]

One hammerhead...

 

or you could use a mullet?

 

Welcome pgk looks like you will fit in nicely with this bunch of loonies:thumbup:

[White Noise]

Welcome Although I must warn you Arbtalk is a tad addictive not to mention all the strange members

[difflock]

Hmmmmm,

Dalmatians, I had heard the stories, but nah couldnay all be true??.

Anyway the local pound had a magnificent male specimen, perhaps a touch of big strong hound breeding in there but marked lovely, sweet temperment, and "ringle eyed"

So I took him.

Observations

(i) His tail was specifically designed to polish coffee tables, after it had clatted the ornaments sideways.

(ii) At least 2 brain cells were active at any one time.

(iii) a "killing" machine, hamsters, chickens, mice etc etc

(iv) like most males a misguided faith in his fighting abilities.......£400.00 to stich him up after he attempted to take a bone offen the 1/2 bred Staffies pup.

The Staffie had one wee nick in her paw btw.

& Duke still reckoned he had "won" the fight!!

And could that F!"£$% run, 12 or 15 miles along the beach behind the "G" Wagen, at about 15mph absolutly effortless and a pleasure to watch....when I stopped at a stream to let him get a drink...... he choose to bound up into the sandhills, hey he was only warmed up!

A whole "life changing" experience