Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[PeteB]

As welcome as a fart in a space suit.

[David Irwin]

You expect honey from a monkeys ase?

 

Why do we laugh at jokes?

They are hiden thoughts and desires, that we supress even to ourselfs, laughter is a way of expressing them harmlessly

[PeteB]

A rotund Northerner said on being ribbed about his gut.

 

"Ho, they dinna put bay windows on sh##houses tha nose"!

[PeteB]

One I read ealier

 

"Quick, stick in reverse"!

 

Heard that a few times.

[Mac McLennan]

"It's better to burn out - than to fade away"

 

The Kurgen in the film HIGHLANDER

 

[MasterBlaster]

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."

[PeteB]

"I respect your opinion, but I don't give a *&%$, do it my way"!

[Peter]

"It's better to burn out - than to fade away"

 

The Kurgen in the film HIGHLANDER

 

 

I think you'll find thats a quote from Neil Young's song Hey hey, My My, actually!

[Mac McLennan]

Well I never new that.....Cheers Peter.

 

Something else I've learnt to day.

[Leyburn Lad]

#box like a bust suit case#

#f##k my sunday boots you useless set of c##ts#

# if you ask me a slape arse been had by a floppy cock#

#f##k me sideways that hurt#

#about as much use as tits on a bull#