Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[RPA]

Everyone has got one they should share!

 

My current fave is good for summing up clients that think you are going hang about on a roap with a chainsaw in you hand (oop's hands) for nowt when you give them an estimate for the job:

 

'Had a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle'

[Amelanchier]

Ha, we have something similar...

 

"Looked like a toothless weasel chewing a lemon with pins in it."

 

That's the houseproud owner who's just heard that you can't remove ALL the sawdust from their garden without returfing it.

[jpbeaver]

"she looks like she's been chasing parked cars" general ugly bird

[PeteB]

Some of my favourite one liners include

 

"you cannot polish a turd"

 

" I'll buy that for a dollar"

 

" I'll bet half a dollar, that's like a horses collar" (left to the male imagination)

 

"she'd look good in a pearl necklace"

 

"Look at the VW bonnet on that!"

 

"Fook, I bet that hurt!"

[PeteB]

"She fell out the Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

[Steve Bullman]

 

"you cannot polish a turd"

 

 

one of my favourites

[PeteB]

"she had a face like slapped arse!"

[inztrees]

if she had as meny sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porkepine

[A_lopa]

vagina like a clowns pocket...

[Steve Bullman]

when accused of having a big arse

 

"you can't knock in a 6 inch nail with a toffee hammer"