Things you say during the day.

[outdoorjoe]

"oh look out here he is then"

"living the dream"

 

or adapted quotes from films e.g from troy "a tree surgeon who fells his owns trees now wouldnt that be a sight"

 

sad but passes the time

[likeitorlumpit]

It's a nest

Quick- stick it through the chipper

(Joke)- just in case I get stick:biggrin:

[2Bob]

Well it's not rocket engineering is it, is often heard when some asks a dumb question

[Andy Collins]

Welcome to the forum.....Bob:thumbup1:

[chris23a]

Lol, brilliant!

 

I've said "Blow Job time" in the garden very loudly and didn't realise that the lady of the house was standing with a tray of tea behind me. Not my finest moment....

[easy-lift guy]

Open mouth insert foot boot and all. It's funny how small someone can become from what they say.

[tim Ber]

we had some 9"concrete blocks to lay ,my mate said just feel the weight of these blocks,

as the custumer came outside she thought he said ,just feel my bolocks:lol:

[Harrison2604]

I havent heard this in a long time but "KNOB TO GOB" or "MINGE TO THE HINGE" for the ladies

 

Ha

[armchairarborist]

'put us a strapon' or 'i need a big strapon', when needing another webbing strap sending up, very easily misunderstood by nonarbs:thumbup:

[Adam Bourne]

'put us a strapon' or 'i need a big strapon', when needing another webbing strap sending up, very easily misunderstood by nonarbs:thumbup:

 

:lol:love it

 

hate it when you have removed a tree and the customer says.

 

oooooh thats let the light in!!!!!!!!!