The bad pruning thread

[RPA]

Tell her about cat safe bird box's and that a trees CO2 conversion is more efficeient in the early part of its life.

 

So if she has it felled due to its condition, replants with 2 or 3 (sutalbe) trees and puts a bird box up she will be doing her bit to combat global warming and create wildlife habitat

 

Its worked for me in the past

[MattyF]

nice pics 18 stoner .....i have no problems at all with flat topping a leylandii hedge but them birches sre shocking!

[Peter]

I think this speaks for itself!

[MattyF]

I think this speaks for itself!

 

how any one could look at that every time they go to there window is beyond me.......they might as well taken there rusty bow saw or digged out the black and decker and put it on the ground

[18 stoner]

nice pics 18 stoner .....i have no problems at all with flat topping a leylandii hedge but them birches sre shocking!

 

Yeh sure matty the pikeys seem to target birches for some reason round us- some the work is criminal.

 

There was a bit more to the conifer job i showed in the pic, i wont go into it too much as i still get narked thinking about it, but i was trimming a hedge next door when they did it (a bit keen on the sides in my opinion!!!) then seeing me working asked me if i could take their crap away.... he even offered me £20. You can imagine the rest:BoomSmilie_anim:

[Blakes 7]

A pikey near us displays "birch specialists" on his transit. Have been dying to ask him what makes him one of those!

[Blakes 7]

Who did these?

[ArbjobsNick]

St Peters booking in everyone to heaven one day when a couple of transit load of Pikies turn up

 

Seeing them arrive St Peter thinks it best to let God know "God there a load of Pikies at the Pearly Gates, what should I do? " asks St Peter

 

"Well you had better go and see what they want " says God

 

So St peter goes off, a few minutes St Peter runs back and cries "They've gone!"

 

"What all of them?" asks God

 

 

"No the F&Cking Pearly Gates!"

[TimR]

caught one of the little fookers in the act the other year ...

[18 stoner]

Just found another great birch job, yet again done in east yorks and about ladder height- must have been one of those birch specialists:asshole2: