You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Big dog]

When two of you turn up on site and the house owner says " i thought you were tree men" Like you've never heard it before.

When you hear a chipper in the distance and you think "pikey".

[christreeroot]

When two of you turn up on site and the house owner says " i thought you were tree men" Like you've never heard it before.

When you hear a chipper in the distance and you think "pikey".

 

 

No whenyou hear a chipper in the distance and you know what it is by the engine grunt and pauses from the stress box....

[skyhuck]

the clicking of caribiners in the morning gives you wood...

 

[Big dog]

No whenyou hear a chipper in the distance and you know what it is by the engine grunt and pauses from the stress box....

 

No, when they were on my patch i thought "pikey"!

[Rentachimp]

when you can tell the difference between a 200t, a husky, a stihl, a strimmer, a blower and a mower from 500yds

 

when you have to explain to people that (in your world) a strop is neither a mispronounciation of strap, nor a term to describe a temper tantrum.

 

Also, a krab is not a crustacean and those red marks on your arm aren't because of any emotional issues you may have; they are there because of the 400ft long conifer hedge you spent the last fortnight doing

[cerneARB]

Tree books in the toilet

 

pheewww..glad its not just me then.

[Mike Hill]

When the "Sherrill" Cataloge gets thumbed untill the cover falls off and six months later you still havn't ordered anything!

[THE88MAN]

when the missus answers the house phone in your company name and you gesture "i'm not here"

[christreeroot]

When you check a tree for nails and turn a job down because there are so many and the clients looks at you .......

 

 

When youhave to get your mates to lift you off a fence cause you have caugnt your nuts on the barbed wire when trying to get over

[Jamie]

When you go on holiday to Cornwall and you spy a local outfit taking two days for a mornings work so you have to call the boss and slag them off.

 

When you think on said holiday that cornwall looks like a nice place to live but the trees are too small.

 

When on friday you can't wait for Monday knowing what jobs you have awaiting you.

 

Jamie