You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Ben]

You can spot the sound of an 020 5 mile away.

 

[THE88MAN]

when all you have for your own woodburner is wet poplar or leylandii,when you've spent the last ten years drinking cold tea full of sawdust,when you nearly crash rubbernecking an unidentified landy and chipper on your patch,when you look for the telephoned described tree before the door number when out quoting

[Buzz]

...when you look for the telephoned described tree before the door number when out quoting

 

God I thought it was just me that did that lol !

[treediver]

when you have a pile of old stihl catalogues for bedtime reading.

[Bob Rolfe]

when your bath after work looks like cock a leaky soup

 

Your phones got more tree pics on it than pics of the family

 

People know your name and your occupation but you cant remember them cause you was bladdered and you talked to them all night about treework

 

The wife knows which rooms you went in after work

 

Tree books in the toilet

[Bob Rolfe]

when your bath after work looks like cock a leaky soup

 

Your phones got more tree pics on it than pics of the family

 

People know your name and your occupation but you cant remember them cause you was bladdered and you talked to them all night about treework

 

The wife knows which rooms you went in after work

 

Tree books in the toilet

[Bob Rolfe]

when youve been up a tree for a couple of hours or so and you turn around and twenty or so people have turned up to take pictures for the scary money shot then you pose

[Mr Ed]

when all you have for your own woodburner is wet poplar or leylandii,

 

HA! I thought that was just me!

[Mike Hill]

when your idea of "Drift racing" is getting the mog/Transit/Cargo in a four wheel slide around a roundabout.

 

You use the HI AB as a jack when you change the brakes in your Girlfreinds Polo.

 

You can parallel park a Truck and chipper in a gap that most motorists would struggle to fit above said Polo

[Ben]

you can surf a spade at 30mph behind a transit