Have you got any logs left ??

[widmere]

I've been trading for seven years and have only ever had four complaints - three of them from the same women - this year I've had enough when the complaint comes in about filling her house with smoke because of my wet firewood. Got in touch straight away saying I would uplift her entire delivery open up the bags split a random sample and test. Nothing tested more than 23%

most being around 20% so soon got bored and resold the lot that morning. Sent e-mail explaining I couldn't deliver firewood to her requirements and a cheques in the post to cover the sacks I took. This was just before the current cold snap and it warms me up thinking about her trying to source 'Nirvana' firewood from some of my slightly rougher colleagues - think she may be hearing the 'F' word a few times this week.

[Dave Martin]

pedantict

 

Must have had to much beer last night ...pedanticT .. dont know where the t came from but thought that I should rectify in order to maintain the high standards of spelling which we on Arbtalk pride ourselves for

[Joy Yeomans]

well I didnt want to be pedantic and draw your attention to said spelling error - for spotting this mistake award yourself a discount of say 15% for the price of your logs and treat yourself to a G & T with an added 10% on top as a sweetener for a slice of lemon

[Dave Martin]

well I didnt want to be pedantic and draw your attention to said spelling error - for spotting this mistake award yourself a discount of say 15% for the price of your logs and treat yourself to a G & T with an added 10% on top as a sweetener for a slice of lemon

 

Thank yew very much. Has yew mey have guest last knight eye had a litle two much bear.

[cousin jack]

Thanks for the heads up on the Blackbrook one Joy, that's not to far from me, forewarned is forearmed.

[Acle Garden Machinery]

This year has gone well so far and i recon next year will be even busyer!!!

[Dave Martin]

It looks like the `Have you got any logs left?` question from my customer was not unwarranted .... I am now selling to one of my competitors who is right out of stock and with no sign of more coming in.

[chestnut]

It looks like the `Have you got any logs left?` question from my customer was not unwarranted .... I am now selling to one of my competitors who is right out of stock and with no sign of more coming in.

 

that is always a lovely position to be in

 

a mate of ours processes and sells logs - but he is a naughty boy and sells wet stuff to his clients - and as he doesn't have any dry stuff at all - for himself to burn - he comes to our wood with his tail between his legs - to buy seasoned cord for his burner at home

[delabodge]

sold out of my seasoned stuff by end of Oct, fair bit too,,,good 100 cm3,and bought 55cm3 split and seasoned from a mate,,sold that in two weeks,,wish i had 200 more cm3,seasoned,,,,turning four calls a day away,,,,,people lapping up green ash,,even after me telling them not to buy it???doh!

[Dave Martin]

Delivered a load to a lady today who has been out of logs for a month because her usual supplier had ran out. She told me that I am cheaper and she will now be buying from me I would have rather she had phoned me in a week and said that my product is better so she will now be buying from me