Planned Raid on Sparsholt

[sylvestris stew]

A group of highly drug and Alcoholic dependant foresters from the Scottish School of Forestry are going to be embarking on their yearly raid of England on the 24th of May for 1 week

 

Lock up your Sheep!!!!!!!

 

We are staying at Sparsholt and are keen to meet up with anyone for a pint, we don't have a clue about any other tree apart from Sitka Spruce so anyone wanting intelectual tree talk stay clear.

 

We are visiting Westonbirt Arboreatum one day and a few other sites but would be keen to hear of any sites/forests that people feel may be of interest.

 

There will be a group of 9 students made up of

 

2 vegans [cornwall hippies]

 

I crazy tall druggie chick [weaggie]

 

1 wild essex boy [don't ask]

 

1 wide boy from london [you'll know him]

 

1 crazy highlander [:rock:]

 

1 decent chap [me]

 

1 shy highlander [he used to work in thetford ]

 

another guy from Inverness who doesn't conform to stereo typing

 

Oh and 1 lecturer , who is clinicaly insane

 

 

Note- we are nice folk,like to drink and haven't a scooby about trees and stuff.

Because of our substance abuse we have never been allowed to climb trees and s*** like that, we do however like big harvesters and forwarders.

 

So if you want a pint or 2, can give info on cheap lap dancing bars in winchester or budget drinking holes in and around the college , please get in touch.

[18 stoner]

A group of highly drug and Alcoholic dependant foresters from the Scottish School of Forestry are going to be embarking on their yearly raid of England on the 24th of May for 1 week

 

They allow drugs in your college?

[sylvestris stew]

Paracetamol, ralgex, brufen and viagra

[Peter]

No Rohypnol?

[skyhuck]

No Rohypnol?

 

They just use a club in Scotland.

[tommer9]

They just use a club in Scotland.

 

Pair of wellies i think:001_tt2:

[Stephen Blair]

if you dont already know, Stu is my older less pleasing to the eye brother, he thinks he is a forestor now after going to college for a year.

[tommer9]

Steve your dad has fallen asleep with you and stew on the sofa with him.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOl sorry. Great pic BTW.

[Stephen Blair]

my xander is on the right, the other lad is James stu's youngest lad

[tommer9]

That was my nest question- i THOUGHT i recognised xander:thumbup1: