What Could Us Ever Have Done For The Romans!

[Billhook]

Here we are, with all our education and access to the mighty internet.  If I gave you the gift of fluent Latin, and transported you back to the year 0, what could you teach them to their benefit?

[Oldfeller]

forget religion, it'll cause nothing but  nothing but feckin' trouble, and never vote feckin' labour!

and stop invading other countries, or one day some bunch of lawless raping cnuts will likely do the same to you. 

Edited Monday at 09:03 by Oldfeller

[Billhook]

Boil your water is all I can think of.   I could not even prove to them that the world was a sphere!

[Billhook]

Only other thing is using cowpox as a vaccine for small pox.  The only problem is when they say you scrape the scabs off a cow pox victim, cut yourself and push the scabs in to show us it works!

[tree-fancier123]

the recipe for carbonara

[Billhook]

1 hour ago, tree-fancier123 said:

the recipe for carbonara

you would need to find some pancetta, spaghetti and parmesan , not sure if they were around then!

[Billhook]

Have any of you hard men of the woods, or gals, ever made fire from two bits of wood?

[Mick Dempsey]

I would improve their metallurgical skills so they could create steam power, thus bringing forward the Industrial Revolution by 1700 years.

[Oldfeller]

2 hours ago, Billhook said:

Have any of you hard men of the woods, or gals, ever made fire from two bits of wood?

Mate,,, I think your pc has been hacked by a 10year old kid.

[AHPP]

Keep the month names sensical. And add the thirteenth month. 
 

7 day week

4 week month

13 month year

= 364 days