NPTC watch out!

[Mark Bolam]

Just seen this on FB.

 

Can’t believe I’ve wasted days of my life.

 

 

[Mark Bolam]

I could have become a qualified fireman in the afternoon as well.

 

 

[GarethM]

Do they do airline pilot ?, I fancy doing the chainsaw one on summer days and flying when it's raining 

[Mark Bolam]

Almost certainly.

Or do this one if you fancy being indoors.

The duration is the same as chainsaw training.

 

 

[GarethM]

Well I am a lesbian at heart 😉

[Steven P]

That training is an entirely different website! (Dishwasher installs and lesbian training)

[Mark Bolam]

Link please.

[GarethM]

15 minutes ago, Steven P said:

That training is an entirely different website! (Dishwasher installs and lesbian training)

Erm, is a Dutch or German accent optional or mandatory. As my repertoire probably extends as far as the Grolsh advert accent!.

[AHPP]

3 hours ago, Steven P said:

That training is an entirely different website! (Dishwasher installs and lesbian training)

 

What? Like agility?

[Steven P]

3 hours ago, GarethM said:

Erm, is a Dutch or German accent optional or mandatory. As my repertoire probably extends as far as the Grolsh advert accent!.

 

accent is discretionary, moustache is mandatory though