Jokes???

[Big J]

His addiction was getting out of hand.
First it was the Shakespeare but now he was doing poetry.
He’d gone from Bard to verse…

[Big J]

I put a marquee in my garden, with funky music and flashing lights.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.

[Big J]

(I found a jokes thread on a cycling forum I'm on so I'm putting the ones I find funniest on here)

 

I’ve just put a load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay!

Imagine all the Paypal…

[Big J]

Thinking of doing a Victor Meldrew impersonation?

a) don’t

b) leave it

[monkeybusiness]

9 minutes ago, Big J said:

(I found a jokes thread on a cycling forum I'm on so I'm putting the ones I find funniest on here)

 

I’ve just put a load of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay!

Imagine all the Paypal…

These are the funniest?… 

My personal thoughts about cyclists are given more weight every day! 

[Big J]

2 minutes ago, monkeybusiness said:

These are the funniest?… 

My personal thoughts about cyclists are given more weight every day! 

 

It's a 'clean jokes' thread so not for everyone! I do like a good dad joke, I'll admit

[Big J]

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you.

I have contacts.

 

 

My wife asked me if I'd seen the cat bowl. I said No and to be honest I didn't even know it could play cricket.

 

 

 

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