Jokes???

[Khriss]

1 minute ago, Paul in the woods said:

Just mix it with tonic and, if you're feeling posh, a dash of Angostura bitters.

Actually the Lidls gel stuff is ferocious , smells of nettles and burns yr eyes . No way tonic helping that down . K

[Moose McAlpine]

2 hours ago, SamanthaSunny said:

My new boss 😂

 

 

Sums up Stihl users quite well. 😂

[David Cropper]

19 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Afternoon David, hope you are well.

 

Stick your advice right up your...

 

 

Thank you Eggs. I take it that's an ungrateful no, then? I shall send you my booklet entitled, "Fat birds, the pros and cons." Another of my best sellers.

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Thank you Eggs. I take it that's an ungrateful no, then? I shall send you my booklet entitled, "Fat birds, the pros and cons." Another of my best sellers.

Well done, coffee all over the place.

[Mick Dempsey]

Hell awaits me cos I laughed.

[scbk]

 

[Mrblue5000]

[Lowestoft Firewood]

I've just witnessed a massive brawl break out in my local petrol station.

 

17 people arrested in Total.

[Silverhooker]

Since the world is now divided up into 3m squares with a 3 word code for each how come boris is always standing in incompetent, useless, arsehole ??

[Khriss]

Just now, Silverhooker said:

Since the world is now divided up into 3m squares with a 3 word code for each how come boris is always standing in incompetent, useless, arsehole ??

Todays winner  K

 

( I love what3words )