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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The very next day, the donkey died, so Paddy went back to the farmer, who was very sorry.

"It's okay" said Paddy, "I'll just have my money back."

The farmer apologises, but he's already spent the money!

"No problem" says Paddy, "I'll raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey", exclaims the farmer!

"Just watch me... I just won't tell them he's dead!"

A month later, the farmer meets up with Paddy and asks how he got on with the raffle.

"I sold 500 tickets at £2 a piece, and made a profit of £898."

"Didnt anybody complain?"

"Only the guy who won. And I gave him his money back!" 

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