Jokes???

[Bolt]

A bra and two jump leads walk into a bar.
The jump leads go sit down while the bra asks at the bar for 3 beers.

"I'm not serving you! Replies the landlord “You're clearly off your tits, and your two pals over there look like they're about to start something”.

[Bolt]

Two doctor friends are sitting and having a chat on a bench.

Across from them, they see a man hobbling and barely able to walk.

 

“Poor guy” the first doctor says “looks like he suffers debilitating back pain. You can tell by his posture and the way he’s shifting his weight - probably a forestry worker” 

 

The second doctor disagrees. “I think it’s a hip injury, look at the way he’s favouring his right side - I saw a similar patient last week who had wrecked his joints after years of tree climbing”.

 

So the two doctors go back and forth on their analysis and out of competition they want to see who’s right. They cross the street and approach the man and ask who’s correct in their analysis of his injury.

 

The man says “Well docs, I appreciate your analysis, but in reality all three of us have misread my situation today.

You wrongly thought it was my back….. and you wrongly thought it was my hip…..

and I wrongly thought it was only a fart.”