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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Guy goes to the Doctor.

 

"yyyou have ttttto hhhelp DDDoc, mmy ssstuterring is mm mmaking life ssso dddificult".

 

After many tests the Doctor says "it's your massive penis that's the problem. The blood flow required to achieve the erection of something that size means your brain isn't getting what it needs to function. The only solution is partial amputation, around 4 or 5 inches should be removed".

 

After the operation the guy's speech is fine but he returns to the Doc to complain. He's been unable to sleep with a woman since because they find his scarred and stunted looking penis repulsive, so he begs the Doc to help make life better for him by reattaching it.

"Cccan't hhhelp I'm aafraid, hhhaving the ttime of mmmy life!"

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