Jokes???

[sime42]

[Stubby]

2 hours ago, Rich Rule said:

Bad news for dyslexics on the 26th of October, Your cocks go black.

I'm sure that is the 62nd of October . 

[Oldfeller]

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool and drinking beer is not a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 86-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!" The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.