Jokes???

[topchippyles]

More of a memory than a joke, brought about after taking our grandson for a stroll along the beach the other day.
I must have been about 5 or 6 and growing up in the UK when we went as a big family group (cousins etc) for a day at the local seaside.
A bunch of us kids were playing quite happily when an altercation broke out in front of us between a young married couple who had a baby with them. To this day, I have no idea what the row was about but it escalated with the baby being passed, very roughly between the man and his wife. It became so bad that someone called the police.
When the policeman turned up, it just seemed to aggravate the situation and eventually, the woman was somehow able to get hold of the policeman's truncheon and began to beat him quite violently.
Then a crocodile appeared and ate all the sausages.

I still have bad dreams about it to this day.

[WirralBoy]

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[Will C]

Have you heard about the man who invented the corduroy pillow?

 

he is making headlines!

[Steven P]

Rac Man - thought this was jokes and not Johnsons phone in current affairs. Whoops. Not current affairs, that would be a in poor taste for a recently married man.