Tip Of The Day

[Andy Collins]

If your local flock of sheep consumes your prize azaleas/rhodedendrons, due to the toxicity they will die. To remedy this, force copious amounts of tea down their throats, as the tannin in tea counters the toxins. Not sure how many sugars tho! Alternatively, light large fire, sit back drink the tea, let the toxins take hold, enjoy roast lamb!!

[christreeroot]

A really simple one i was taught as a wee lad....

 

Look after your equipment and it will save you money.

 

Look after your equipment and it will save you time.

 

Look after your equipment and it will look after you.

[conkers]

Don't worry if you loose your Landy keys in the mud.

Just start with the shallow end of a small spoon.

In the interest of getting home :wave:

[skyhuck]

Keep the feed rollers on you chipper sharp, I took an angel grinder to mine and as my groundie put it "its like a new chipper!".

[Gray git]

When you drop your silky, don't try to catch it.

 

Did it again today, you'd think i'd have learned by now.

Iy done that and got the scars!!!

[christreeroot]

If your wife is moaning at you just reply Yes Dear as i am now while writing this post:icon14: lol

[Gray git]

Dont go home from site with clients tea cups in your van as they might wont them back.

[Dean Lofthouse]

When Becky Mantin comes on telly reading the weather, never say she is your favorite weather girl infront of the wife

[skyhuck]

Dont go home from site with clients tea cups in your van as they might wont them back.

 

LOL!!!!

 

Done that so many times!!!!!!!

[Gray git]

Dont lend the 17 year old tranee £10 to top up his phone on a morning as he will spend all day texting his bird and not working.....