Pubs re opening Covid-19

[Gary Prentice]

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Well it seems if everyone followed the misguided rules I wouldn't be able to take the lass down the pub on Saturday.

You could always ask her to move in 

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Gary Prentice said:

You could always ask her to move in 

Imagine that.

[topchippyles]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Imagine that.

Might allow you kinky sex then eggs via the rear entrance ?

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, topchippyles said:

Might allow you kinky sex then eggs via the rear entrance ?

You must think I came down with the last shower... do you not think I broach the subject early on?

[topchippyles]

14 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

You must think I came down with the last shower... do you not think I broach the subject early on?

Went on the attack mode when she was lushed up did you boy ??

Edited July 1, 2020 by topchippyles

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Went on the attack mode when she was lushed up did you boy ??

No Les, I'm more refined than that. I asked her quietly if she needed anything else attending to.

[topchippyles]

17 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

No Les, I'm more refined than that. I asked her quietly if she needed anything else attending to.

Can think of a lot of words but refined ??? Stand on the fence on that one. Starting to sound like trigger now and  i do not put you in that bracket (no offence andy) Scottish wild one he is.

Edited July 1, 2020 by topchippyles

[eggsarascal]

People must live in a different world from the one I live in, there's just been a lady on the wireless (missed who she was) saying there will be plenty of police about on Saturday to make sure social distancing is being carried out around pubs. I've lived in this village for 2 years and have never seen a police officer or police car here, she thinks it's going to be policed?, silly duffer.