Brentwood Tree Surgery

[eggsarascal]

29 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Cos Brentwood - simples K

( they aint done tax return since Moses took Isrealites out of Eygpt ) 

Let's get this right, sole traders in Brentwood haven't done a tax return in years?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Right......

 

Let’s not let latent Columbo tendencies get in the way of a right Royal piss take and derail....

 

I can’t even contemplate the next episode until TVI has taken us into the realm of sado masochist mind altering poetic prose.....

Edited November 17, 2019 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[Jack.P]

If you got the van pic then put the phone number into a google search 

[the village idiot]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Right......

 

Let’s is not let latent Columbo tendencies get in the way of a right Royal piss take and derail....

 

I can’t even contemplate the next episode until TVI has taken us into the realm of sado masochist mind altering poetic prose.....

Just for you Kevin!?

 

 

There once was a young man named Eggs

Who needed some wax for his legs

So just before six

He went to Screwfix

And found grease promising nice shiny pegs.

 

Whilst trying to knock off the VAT

Eggs spotted a God in a hat

From Brentwood he came

This stud with no name

Thought Eggs, "I'll have some of that!"

 

Eggs took to one knee good and proper

And proffered a cut ring of copper

But Brentwood man

Said "Shit!...To the van!"

A transit with mighty chip hopper.

 

Eggs picked himself up off the floor

The man of his dreams was no more

He paid for his wax

Having fiddled the tax

And mournfully slunk through the door.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Just for you Kevin!?

 

 

There once was a young man named Eggs

Who needed some wax for his legs

So just before six

He went to Screwfix

And found grease promising nice shiny pegs.

 

Whilst trying to knock off the VAT

Eggs spotted a God in a hat

From Brentwood he came

This stud with no name

Thought Eggs, "I'll have some of that!"

 

Eggs took to one knee good and proper

And proffered a cut ring of copper

But Brentwood man

Said "Shit!...To the van!"

A transit with mighty chip hopper.

 

Eggs picked himself up off the floor

The man of his dreams was no more

He paid for his wax

Having fiddled the tax

And mournfully slunk through the door.

That’s what I’m talking about!

 

How I’ve missed you TVi!

[Khriss]

19 hours ago, the village idiot said:

Just for you Kevin!?

 

 

There once was a young man named Eggs

Who needed some wax for his legs

So just before six

He went to Screwfix

And found grease promising nice shiny pegs.

 

Whilst trying to knock off the VAT

Eggs spotted a God in a hat

From Brentwood he came

This stud with no name

Thought Eggs, "I'll have some of that!"

 

Eggs took to one knee good and proper

And proffered a cut ring of copper

But Brentwood man

Said "Shit!...To the van!"

A transit with mighty chip hopper.

 

Eggs picked himself up off the floor

The man of his dreams was no more

He paid for his wax

Having fiddled the tax

And mournfully slunk through the door.

Mate- yr wasted on here! ? k

[the village idiot]

48 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Mate- yr wasted on here! ? k

Every manly tree surgery forum needs a heart wrenching unrequited love ditty from time to time.

[eggsarascal]

3 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Every manly tree surgery forum needs a heart wrenching unrequited love ditty from time to time.

... thier members also need a kindly pump engineer to keep Ice cream flowing. Watch ya step, big man!...

[the village idiot]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

... thier members also need a kindly pump engineer to keep Ice cream flowing. Watch ya step, big man!...

Sorry Eggs,

You just gave us all too good a set up to let pass.?

[eggsarascal]

7 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Sorry Eggs,

You just gave us all too good a set up to let pass.?

No apology needed, TVI, I'm sure you know that. I must bring the truck down to your wood in the spring, wether you like it or not...