Spontaneous combustion

[Khriss]

Well, if they are both happy, am not arguing k

[Ratman]

At my age you go for a pee 3-4 times a night. Got up at 3 this am for a pee, saw 20ft flames coming from the direction my new lawnmower shed. Shouted my son out of bed etc etc, climbed onto the shed roof (made from 1”thick self milled spruce [emoji6]) with my garden hose in my y fronts. Firemen came and put it out.
Verdict?
Compost heap spontaneously combusted. Heard of it with wet canvas and hay stacks but compost heaps???
Eggs, do you mind telling me where you were at 3am this morning?[emoji1345]‍♂️

3 times a night!!!..... [emoji33] your ill westy!!! Eggs was in hiding at 3am, everyones been picking on him lately. (Poor soul) [emoji6][emoji51]

[westphalian]

The damage

repaired. i can now add fencing to the long list of skills i have aquired. the wood from B&Q has gone down hill a bit

Edited October 14, 2018 by westphalian