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topchippyles

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  1. Looks like a 3 phase power cable a lot of those older machines run on 240 single phase. Looks good andy price is about right to.
  2. It will be law in wales before long doug no choice in it. From 17 September 2023, a new 20mph speed limit will come into force on certain roads across Wales. Some roads will remain at 30mph, but approximately 35% of the roads in Wales (by length) will become 20mph. Your drivers will need to know in advance that the new 20mph speed limit will be in operation in certain areas.26 Jun 2023
  3. Most of the guys that mill would not have a use for that only the odd tree surgeon does a little bit of milling.
  4. Back two look ok steve the front one could have done with a sanding though stinking dirty.
  5. Brilliant finish from broad deserved that ending to a great career.
  6. 100mm should not be an issue plasterboard is a fire resistant barrier anyway. Normal 12.5 mm board is 30 minutes.
  7. Australia are currently 299-8 need 85 more to win i fancy england to win this today great viewing.
  8. Are you still going tomorrow gav if so you are in for a cracking days cricket.
  9. Been issues with these before others have posted similar threads.
  10. Nothing wrong with air drying how do you think it was done before kilns came out. Are they stored inside in the dry ?
  11. Did you sell it to a member off here ron or via facebook.
  12. Tung oil would bring those up nice easy to apply.
  13. Are you live on a boat now then eggs thought you bought a house.
  14. Different trade to plumbers the guys who repair boilers you need a heating engineer ideally.
  15. More of a memory than a joke, brought about after taking our grandson for a stroll along the beach the other day. I must have been about 5 or 6 and growing up in the UK when we went as a big family group (cousins etc) for a day at the local seaside. A bunch of us kids were playing quite happily when an altercation broke out in front of us between a young married couple who had a baby with them. To this day, I have no idea what the row was about but it escalated with the baby being passed, very roughly between the man and his wife. It became so bad that someone called the police. When the policeman turned up, it just seemed to aggravate the situation and eventually, the woman was somehow able to get hold of the policeman's truncheon and began to beat him quite violently. Then a crocodile appeared and ate all the sausages. I still have bad dreams about it to this day.
  16. Nice looking piece of kit should be worth strong money
  17. Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: - I reckon he's an accountant.Seamus: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Pat: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Pat: - 'Scuse me.... No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession. Pat: - Oh? What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ....... Do you have a goldfish at home? Pat: - Er ... Mmm ......... Well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Pat: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Pat: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden. Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Pat: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ......... Built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family? Pat: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Pat: - Yep! Five times a week! Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often? Pat: - Do what? Not me, mate! Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Pat: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Pat: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Pat returns to his mate. Seamus: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Pat: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Seamus: - What's that then? Pat: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Seamus: - Nope Pat: - Well then, you're a wanker.
  18. Bundle them all on a boat and send them all over to france they can apply for asylum over there.
  19. It is amazing how these spaniels locate hidden drugs like they do.
  20. It might see you out if you hang onto it long enough 😏
  21. All these saws getting ported have you had the old boy extended a few inches to stubby 💪
  22. We have a different outlook later on in life dave the boys see you as a good hard working grafter its only natural they want to follow in the same footsteps so to speak. I used to say to a few of my pals on the buildings to slow down a bit they were working 7 days a week now half of them are knackered in their fifties and no longer working.
  23. More cash in hand jobs then win/win/win 😏

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