westphalian
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I’ve just branched our in to fencing and after first customer wish I hadn’t. Brief was quickly replace a section of fire damaged fence with “natural “ looking timber and be at least 6ft for privacy. Bloke is now refusing to pay
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It was meant to go on the decking but it’s fecking massive. my wife said just to buy a metal one FFS. she just does not get it at all. does metal grow on trees?
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That reply comes first with “asylum seekers “ a close second. Could someone please use “ making way for travellers site”?
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ready for summer
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You could not make that one up
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tbh i think no one would be upset with some anglo saxon language but abuse is unacceptable imho
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Great. I was thinking of the “report “ button only this am. I hadn’t been on the receiving end of any of the disgraceful comments that were being thrown around so kept my nose out of it but was wondering what I would do if I was. Before I threaten to punch someone I need to know how hard they are[emoji6] I’m an elderly desk jockey and some of you arborists I’m sure are quite hairy
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You were lucky fog prevented you from seeing Morecambe
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UNNATURALLY Like May. Beautiful. Cut the grass and having a glass or two[emoji177][emoji41]
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2 Ashes I prepared earlier [emoji6]
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I found sommat really really pertinent to this Arb forum
westphalian replied to difflock's topic in General chat
Is there a winter version? Might get more for your money -
I found sommat really really pertinent to this Arb forum
westphalian replied to difflock's topic in General chat
Bleeding ell. She took her time looking for a place without nettles to do her morning shit -
Yep the turning with the exhaust removed
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I love my wife. Came in from the shed. Her beautiful cheeks a warm glow from the bottle of Prosecco she had already necked. “I’ve fixed it” “Fixed what?” “My new chainsaw “ “Well you can fix the fucking roof like you said you would last month “
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Well thanks everyone. Although I was a great fan of Bob’s idea it was Spuds suggestion that worked ( he should have a side line in fixing em) Bill.. it’s got a new chain, bar, sprocket and side panel
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Sorry that is BS. My brand new LR 90 had a design feature that allowed water ingress to escape easily. The doors wouldn’t shut properly. My wife, who is not a car designer or manufacturer argued water was only getting in for that very reason. I told her to keep to what she knows best
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Cheers mate. I enjoy it
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I wanted a roof tent on my 90 but if you think about it you only really need one in lion county. Otherwise a 30 quid pop up tent thrown on the ground next to the Landy is infinitely cheaper I was also going to drive it across a small part of the Moroccan Sahara until two planes hit a couple of skyscrapers and put paid to that for several generations
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Yeah. I will stick with the more reliable partners (Japanese or Korean)
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God that Defender is just sex on wheels. Wonder if I would ever get another. Similar to saying wound I ever go out with a blonde with big tits again
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Honestly want to know about giving and receiving. I found out about reach arounds at Sunday school
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Can someone explain giving and receiving please? I’m only a junior member. Is it akin to posting and replying? And what’s a “reach around “?
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Nope. Can’t do it. Gonna strip it down so it is more of a handful and light enough to hold & shake with my left and use that heated bit to poke out. Once I’ve done it I will be asking how to reassemble the fecker
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Yep me too
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Too narrow. Hmm... super glue a bit of thin plastic to it wait until set then pull out? I’m sure superglue is compatible with a piston chamber
