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Secretarb

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  2. I suspect this thread is where all the trolls live
  3. I'd have to work pretty hard to get him 'pantin' He's a super fit ninja boy who barely breaks a sweat
  4. An example of his unending greatness is that despite him having a mild case of man flu, he has been to wickes to porn himself out on all the man gadgets and get some paint and now he's revamping the kitchen to my exact specifications with tissues up his nose. He was a professional decorator before he turned arb. He also makes a cracking curry. I'm such a lucky Lou
  5. I locked my cats in for 2 weeks when we moved house as is standard so they get used to the new smells and don't get lost. It was the longest 2 weeks of our lives. I'm done with this thread. I can't bear the talks of violence against cats. The day I open up my cat sanctuary is going to be extra special knowing I've saved strays and unloved kitties from being 'ended/shot/run over/beheaded/knocked out of trees/poisoned" *lou gathers all 4 of her cats, Hershey, Robbie, Coral and Noodle and loves them for an hour straight*
  6. He says thank you for the safety tip. His leg hadn't dropped off so far.... But he will keep your advice in mind. As for strops, I had one when he got me the wrong tea bags.
  7. Well that told me I'm not a tree surgeon so I know nothing
  8. Try this: Get a kitten, love it as much as humanly possible (which isn't hard), when it has grown up and you've fallen in love with it even more, see it's little furry face be so proud that it caught you a bird. It may not eat it but it killed it and while I don't like it there's nothing I can do. I am not going to keep my cats a prisoner and nor can I teach it the error of it's ways. A cat is a cat to people who don't own cats. To a cat owner a cat is their best friend, their comforter, my cats are pure entertainment, I have taught them to ask for things and one of them is a YouTube star. So when a person gets so much enjoyment out of a mere cat and someone else comes along and says they are going to murder cats THEN people get annoyed. Some peoples cats are like their children. Would you kill their children if they did something you didn't agree with? There are plenty of things that outrage me enough to wish there was a purge night and instead of it being cats doing the occasional bird kill it's people who mis treat their kids or animals and while I want to back my car over them or chop their heads off because I don't agree with their behaviour, I can't. Because that is how the world works. Cats have hunted wildlife for thousands of years. It's just a fact we have to get used to. I, being a woman and an owner of 4 hilarious and loving cats have been horrified by this thread. I'm off to see what carnage is downstairs after a nights worth of cat play and then enjoy them for what they are. Big personalities in little bodies. And mr secretarb can enjoy his cat that he got from a scrap yard who yowls like a nazi and nicks your pork chop while you aren't looking
  9. Worth a watch just for the awesome way he catches the branches at the beginning He had to explain to me why he wasn't his new spikes on this tree. I'm still none the wiser!
  10. Haha I never thought about it like that!
  11. I kill spiders but I don't eat them.
  12. Dogs can be tamed, you don't just let a dog go around on it's own killing things, children could get hurt as we've all seen on the news. You can't stop your cat wandering, well unless you kept it a prisoner but that's another debate. Cats do what cats want. Dogs do things to impress their owners, cat do things because that's what the cat felt like doing at the time. Only cat owners can appreciate this and this is why talk of shooting our characterful moggies gets a few backs up.
  13. If anyone looks at any of my cats in the wrong way they get full force hormonal woman in their face Cats eat wildlife, we all eat something. You don't go around shooting humans for enjoying a beef burger... It's just part of life.
  14. Rob , I've heard your name... You went to college with my hubby joe Rayner
  15. The sounds are amazing my favourites are your rain sounds (there's even a rain in the forest option for you tree boys) , and I love the water splashing the pier one. Makes me dream of being on holiday dipping my toes in the sea. I fall asleep in minutes then dream about cabbages or something random If only we could control our dreams! Oooh got a bit deep there...
  16. If you are worried about stuff while you are laying in bed at night, get up (or do it before bed) and write down everything you are worried about. Then you can tell yourself you'll deal with it in the morning. This always works for me. Also there some good relaxing sounds apps available that will help you drift off. Hope that helps
  17. I put a bell collar on each of my 4 cats. They took them off in protest and I woke up to a horses head in my bed. Birds and mice it is then..
  18. If he wants to post his ironing to Norfolk then he's welcome...
  19. He only got that last week. It's fresh out the packet.

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