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Before we get too much back on topic, I've only just got back in, but can I just say that No I didn't have to leave twitter because I have never joined it: I have never twittered in my life. So wrong there. And secondly at my age my guts are so rancid it is not possible to stop smelling my farts: when I free the wind everyone smells my farts: your eyes glaze over, the paint falls off the wall, mice throw themselves on the traps, smoke alarms start sounding all over town. Priests come to my door just to let me know they are disgusted with me. Not just disappointed: disgusted. So wrong on at least two points. I've no idea whether you are right or wrong on the rest because I've no idea what it means: it's just more of your usual nonsensical gibber gibber hey gibber hey gibber. But do keep posting it won't you? I've decided to find it amusing. As you were.

Gareth, it's gibberish, it makes no sense, none of your posts make any sense; their* just words, phrases and memes from other places all strung out on a line together. No-one knows what you mean by them. *just for you

We strike a deal?

They're like a tag team, aren't they? Insecure & Inadequate.

The more and more that Gareth and Johnson reply, the more rabid and incoherent they become. It now seems that every post of theirs is like a flag that they run up a pole outside their home upon which they display all the inadequacies and insecurities to the world.

Abortions: the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Vaccinations: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Historical socialism didn't produce a better word for anybody, but if you've got time to spare then be my guest. Why do you mention it? Is it relevant?

I told you before, 'left' just means 'wanting a better world for everybody': why are you so against that? And not angry, just bored with your endless unimaginative repetition.

You gonna edit this now or later?

Yeah but dave's kinda people don't want justice, they just want people banged up; dave's just a bot-writer for the daily mail and gbnews: it's a comedy act, saymo, saymo again, and again and again.

Get one of those over-sized bread rolls - big air bubbles inside, not a bagette - cut it in half, lightly toast it, melt cheese on the base, 3 slices of streaky b on that, top with blackcurrant jam, enjoy. Thank me later.

Just on a technicality here: eternity being endless is infinite: the number of grains of sand in a desert (which is, I suppose, what they are alluding to) is a very large but finite number: countable: not infinite. So a big Q.I. klaxon to the maker of that meme. Sorry but it's been annoying me all night. As you were.

Yep all of that plus what are people expected to do all day? Most people are bored shitless by the time they're 80: now go and tell them they've got to sit through another 1000 years of cash in the attic, bargainhunt and the chase! They're not going to be happy with that, I can tell you.

Yep. Apparently animals don't have souls and so no animals in heaven. So no dogs, no fishing, no birdwatching. What a shit hole!

Almost certainly.

The world's changed. Your side lost.

Always the same answer when you stand up to a bully: oh we was only havin' a laugh mate, where's yer sense of humour? Again and again and again.

What's a CD grandad?

You take pride in causing offence? Really? What sort of person are you? (Edit, yeah, yeah, OK stupid question.) There's no place for this, it's futile, pathetic, let it go: you lost. Crawl back under your stone with the other low life. You and your like are not wanted.

Deeds & Actions. Exactly that! Looking out for your fellow man, helping the neighbours, fetching in some milk for old Mrs Higson down the road, letting cars pull out from junctions into a line of traffic, a bit of charity work, conservation work, building a better world. Sharing that plate of biscuits! Standing up to oppression. And yet, when we do these things we're shouted down by morons: denounced as lefty libtards. People seem to be afraid of 'Starmer' as if they think he is going to make being a nice person compulsory: I don't get it! After years and years of the thieving tories openly stealing from the country pissing all over anyone who isn't a millionaire and openly laughing about it because there was no-one one about to stop them; suddenly, within in a day of their being chucked out, Starmer's the bad guy for wanting to building a better world for everyone. No-one has to worry; it is unlikely that enforced decency would ever become a thing: there's just too many morons about to make it happen and, besides, the Daily Mail just wouldn't stand for it. If you offer anyone a helping hand rather than stamping on their face, then that makes you a lefty: there's no shame in that; stop the name calling, don't be so defensive, get some counselling; you needn't keep it a secret anymore. Just do it; deeds and actions are what are needed to build a better world. Say it loud: I'm Left & I'm Proud! Peace & Love Yourn.

They came from planet Numskull: vile slithering donkey bollock headed shit for brains scumbags...

Surely if you're going to make me out to be a crafty butcher it would be on the floor?

Yeah yeah, that's what they all say. As long as it's not Dwayne in his gimp-suit, I don't mind.

Oh my god!!! It's you!!! You're the one that hides in my bathroom!

analogue? what as opposed to digital? or do you mean analogy? I self identify as nothing: I am Nemo. Here though your 'you're' would have been correct: the rest is just a nonsensical word salad. Not your day is it?