Brian S

According to Yahoo we're due snow in Scotland and the north over the next few days or week, gritters have been out because of the frost/ice then we have an indian summer

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was close to death from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse watered and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to cool down and feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, no worries Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and says, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" Ya left your injun runnin!"

A Jewish husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on hisarm. "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," says the wife

Your as old as me, or I'm as old as you SG

Pilton Bridge Diesel 1.09, Taw Garages, lagging behind 1.11

Curly went hunting one day up in The Northern Territory' and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his Ute and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a surly Territory game warden who didn't like smart alecs. The warden ordered Curly to show his hunting license, so Curly pulled out a valid Northern Territory license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bum and said, "This duck ain't from The Territory this is a Queensland duck. You got a Queensland huntin' license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced a Queensland license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bum, and said "This ain't a Queensland duck. This duck's from West Australia, you got a West Australian license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced A West Australian hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bum, and said, "This ain't a Western Australian duck, this duck's from South Australia, you got a South Australian Huntin license?" Curly reached into his wallet, and brought out a South Australian license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Curly "just where the hell are you from?" Curly smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert..."

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About 1.75 m3 each Jon

Here you go mate, hope this points you in the right direction These stores hold about 1.75 m3 As Blue Peter would say, here's one I made earlier:laugh1: No plans as such, just an idea. 6 pallets 4, 7ft 3x2s and 2 4ft 3x2 sheet of Sterling board, some 2x1 batten, roofing felt, fence stain Have a good look at the pallets and make sure you can take the bottom off without destroying the top (these are the ones to use Put one whole pallet as the base, then cut 2 of the tops of the pallets to the width of the base ( slats horizontal ) have to take off and move one of the tie slats Screw those to the sides of the base pallet and screw a 7ft 3x2 on either side at the back to the side panels, cut the other 2, 4" to 6" shorter (to allow fall on roof) and screw those to the front on either side. Screw another top of a pallet across the bottom at the back to the 2 back uprights Then repeat for the next layer up on the sides and back. Cut the 2 4ft 3x2 to fit between the uprights at the back and front, put some 2x1 front to back like rafters Cut sterling board and fix for roof, cover with felt That's what I did you will probably see an easier better method Good luck

In the middle of building them

Turtle This is the stores I made, much along the lines of your first thoughts

I was May 52, but it seems Nat King Cole was number one with Unforgettable

Taw Garages (Esso) now down to 1.11 Rarely put supermarket or motorway fuel in mine either

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Come into town Shavey, Tesco is 1.11. Taw 1.12 Pilton 1.12

Well done to the lads, brought home the Urn, and gave the Aussie's a thrashing

Yep, Mrs an me been painting fences in the garden today, so some burgers and sausages made from local beef and pigs on the barbie and a couple of bottles of Peroni, went down a treat

Where be to Otter, Barum, Braunton, 'Combe ?

Best laugh I've had in ages :laugh1: [ame= ] [/ame] [ame= ] [/ame]

Still talking to you Jesse and the meat an 2 veg still attached Great little machine, only had a 5 min play the other night, but well impressed

bought this today, this is only for my own personal use, so not in you boys league HEAVY DUTY DOUBLE BLADE HYDRAULIC LOG SPLITTER ELECTRIC WITH STAND | eBay looks to do the business [ame] [/ame]

Well there goes Camoron's renegotiations, stopped before it even started, I take it he'll now lead the OUT campaign David Cameron humiliated as France and Germany tighten grip on Europe | Daily Mail Online

Had one last few nights, but not tonight

OK which one of you guys did this [ame] [/ame] Well planned or just lucky? which ever, it turned out well. How many of you guys would of done that?