Mark Bolam

That’s just it Mick, they don’t wait till they’re 100 footers like we do.

They probably were pollards. Proper pollards. Lots of planes out there. Not mature trees ‘pollarded’ with 2’ diameter topping cuts.

We have too many immigrants coming over by boat and there are too many people in this country now though.

Wordle 1,040 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Phew! Wordle 1,039 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I wonder how many times he was killed?

I wasn’t much better Mick! Mediocrity snatched from the jaws of a reasonable start.

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I blame the wine. Wordle 1,037 X/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bad start. Wordle 1,036 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I like mixing it up. I’m starting tomorrow with DUMB.

Sailor slips into the minimum wage bracket. For U16’s. Invoice - staff, £240.

Should have tested myself with VULVA. Wordle 1,035 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

‘Wordle? Completed it mate.’ Jules, you’re an intelligent man. The fact you got it in one once means f-all. The best days are actually the 5/6’s when you get frustrated and can actually feel your brain working. I got it in one last week because I’d seen my mates attempt, knew his likely source word, and guessed lucky with a massive head start. It was shit. There are sites giving ‘Wordle clues’. WTF? It’s now just me, on the shitter, 6.35, no clues, let battle commence. I may take to pen and paper, I may take 8 hours. It’s just the way it is. I usually choose a source word with S, A and E, so MOIST might provide a challenge tomorrow, but I’ll give it a bash.

Clues? I go in dry.