Oldfeller

The young blonde was tired of being thought stupid because of her hair colour , so decided to dye it brunette. Almost immediately she noticed a difference, people treated her better. Full of new-found confidence, she went for a drive in the country one afternoon. Passing by a farmer's field, she saw a huge flock of sheep grazing. Entranced, she stopped to watch for a bit. The old farmer walked over to her car, pleased to think his flock had the attention of such an attractive young lady. Bubbling with enthusiasm, she commented on how many sheep he had, " There are so many, but I bet I know how many you have", she said. "If I'm right, can I have one?" Figuring she wouldn't be able to accurately count so many animals all moving around grazing, the farmer said, "Sure... what's your best guess?" Looking at the flock appraisingly, the young lady ticked off numbers on her fingers for a moment, then exclaimed "312, not counting the ram, which would be 313 in total .." The old farmer, after picking his jaw up off the ground , said sadly "I have no idea how you got that number, but you're right.. a deal's a deal, go get the one you want". Smiling smugly to herself, off she went to get her sheep. Tucking one under her arm, she crossed the fence and was struggling to load it in her car when the farmer walked up behind her. Smiling himself in spite of the circumstances, he asked her "How about giving me a chance to win her back?" Feeling supremely confident, she looked him in the eye and said, "Sure !" 😎 Stroking his beard, and looking at her closely, the farmer said" Ok..how about this.. if I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?"

Giving away a horse A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

halfway through treating her to new brakes,master and slave cylinders,etc, one side done, probably be doing the other side in a foot of snow if weather reports are anything to go by.

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hu-63a, also fitted to the homelite 290 iirc. rebuild kits are available, simple to fit. kit# RK-14HU around £7-8

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I can take a hint Stubby, happy to oblige.

excellent choice sir,

But on the upside they do have a lot of princesses with £millions to give away,,, and they only need your bank details and they are happy to share it with you.

They modeled it on creepy Joe, it spotted a child in the audience and in its rush to go and have a little "feel "n" sniff" fell over. I thought it was very realistic. this is the prototype, the second one complete with lifelike skin covering is actually in 10 downing street, it looks more realistic but again,, doesn't really have any idea what it's doing and is sure to fall soon.

and when some asshat got outta line you could deck 'em without it being on youtube within 5 minutes.

rumor has it the first two bands got delayed ,, so Richie went on and having completed his planned set, just kept playing, much of it spontaneous and improvised. half a million people rose to their feet in admiration.

The landlord of my local noticing I'd had a few told me, don't drive your car home tonight you'll crash it, take a bus,,, didn't help, I crashed that fecker too.

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