Silver Birch pruning

[oldwoodcutter]

I've done them all year round, even in the depths of winter and they thrive. As Ty said earlier, do what the customer wants. . . Before someone steams in behind your back and does it for them.

[Goaty]

Well...

 

Just visited a 'potential client'...

 

Gay guy, proper queen, lisp, effeminate and totally over the top theatrical hand gestures, wasn't sure he was real or not.

 

Want's us to fell his NEIGHBOURS birch as the seed in his velux/leaves in his gutters/windblown twigson his lawn/blocked evening light on his decking make his life totally unliveable and he is considering moving rather than suffering his neighbours tree.

 

I thought I was on a French hidden camera programme it was that crazy.

 

It's a walk away fast and never pick up the phone to this number again situation and I get them on a regular basis.

 

I freely admit that I don't have the tolerance for such people.

 

Tuesday, it's Auld Rob's turn to mediate between an American couple and their French neighbour with the local council representative over trees which make the Americans house apparantly 'unsaleable'.

 

The American couple are in a state of near hysteria and are sleeping in a room on the other side of the house from the trees they are that afraid of one coming down on their heads in the night.

 

 

 

Ty:001_rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

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[Goaty]

Sounds like reality tv show to me, I don't watch em, but the masses soak them up.

 

Ty's trees tv. Anyone?

 

Would never of expected a camp Frenchman!

 

 

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