Much cheapness

[the village idiot]

I thought that to

 

I made a decision long ago never to let a startling lack of ability rain on the parade of enthusiasm.

[felixthelogchopper]

Almost certainly one of Felix's. I tend not to produce hinges, more a ligninous reinterpretation of the London shard!

 

[Logdaft]

Ahv nae money ... but ma Granny`s got piles!

Edited February 12, 2016 by Logdaft

[the village idiot]

Ahv nae money ... but ma Granny`s got piles!

 

Oh dear! Must be a right pain in the @rse.

 

:vroam:

[TIMON]

I made a decision long ago never to let a startling lack of ability rain on the parade of enthusiasm.

 

 

Greetings VI, And forestry work has to be the perfect industry to practice that philosophy 😀

[the village idiot]

Greetings VI, And forestry work has to be the perfect industry to practice that philosophy 😀

 

Yes indeed Ti. My aim however is to continually upskill. By the time I'm 40 my intention is to introduce the chainsaw to my operation. I spend a fortune on mini hacksaw blades and they're pretty slow going, especially on the larger Oaks.

[TIMON]

Yes indeed Ti. My aim however is to continually upskill. By the time I'm 40 my intention is to introduce the chainsaw to my operation. I spend a fortune on mini hacksaw blades and they're pretty slow going, especially on the larger Oaks.

 

 

Have you ever considered the reciprocating bread knife ??

A revelation! It would be the perfect transition for you.

[the village idiot]

Have you ever considered the reciprocating bread knife ??

A revelation! It would be the perfect transition for you.

 

What a fantastic idea!

 

Unfortunately I have a pathological fear of batteries.

 

That being said, the dramatic increase in efficiency that the bread knife would bring might well enable me to employ a well qualified 12 volt technician to handle the changeovers.

 

Exciting times!

[RichieR]

Is it phobia down to a specific type of battery such as an AA for example or a brand or batteries in general

[the village idiot]

Is it phobia down to a specific type of battery such as an AA for example or a brand or batteries in general

 

I have a positively negative reaction to almost all batteries.

 

Mrs Idiot suggested I try AA's. Turned out just to be a bunch of stubbly men talking about methylated spirits,

 

No help whatsoever.