Balfor/Riko saw bench stolen

[tim361]

Some time over the weekend we had our log yard broken into and our saw bench stolen. Its only a few months old. A riko/balfor self contained saw bench. The one with its own petrol engine. In blue and orange colours. Was stolen from our yard near Haywards Heath, West Sussex.

 

Any info please let me know, cash reward for its return.

 

Cheers tim

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

You have my sympathy bud; likewise this past weekend. Only words to describe them are banned.

[JimE]

Hi Tim,

 

do you know the serial number so we can check against it if anyone trys to buy parts for it? PM me

 

If you need to replace it let me know and I will do what I can.

 

Jim

[Stubby]

Some time over the weekend we had our log yard broken into and our saw bench stolen. Its only a few months old. A riko/balfor self contained saw bench. The one with its own petrol engine. In blue and orange colours. Was stolen from our yard near Haywards Heath, West Sussex.

 

Any info please let me know, cash reward for its return.

 

Cheers tim

 

Total bummer mate . Sorry for you . The pond scrotes that did need putting through it .

[Chopper Edoff]

Sorry to hear about your loss but it really is time to move your security arrangements to reflect the current realities.

 

Security 101

Hang Palestine flags around your perimeters

To the left and right of your entryway ISIS flags need to be affixed.

When approaching or leaving, always wear a Hezbollah T shirt.

Apply some "I Love Iran" stickers to your van

If you have a dog that wanders off a lot, rename it to Allah

 

Benefits.

You and your property is watched 24/7 by Special Branch, CIA, MI5, MI6, local bill and the drones overhead.

If you have an accident in the woods, the gps and drone operators tracking you will know exactly where you are and your survival rate has increased markedly.

Contact your insurance company and get an immediate 50% reduction after explaining your new precautions.

Unlike religion, where you have to have faith that you are being watched over by someone in the sky, you know that you really are.

You no longer have to lock anything up anymore, house, car etc and you become attractive to women. The smart lines of your lumbersexual clothing is no longer ruined by bunches of keys in your pockets.

[tim361]

Thanks for the input everyone.

JimE are you the riko dealer on the south coast?

 

And Chopper Edoff i like you thinking. Maybe will give some of it a try but might end up being locked away for a little while.