Crap Jokes Thread.

[tommer9]

After reading SWB's crap joke from his taxi driving mate, i figured a thread dedicated to the jokes that make you groan was in order.....

 

Doctor doctor, I have 5 penises.

How do your trousers fit??

 

 

 

Like a glove.

 

 

 

[Jonesie]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

[Dave]

Whats brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Stick.

[Klaymeb]

I knew you two would be the first to post

[tommer9]

Whats brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Stick.

 

 

Only a matter of time.....

[Jonesie]

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

[penfold]

what do you call a chinaman who can eat noodles with one chopstick whilst standing on his head?

 

Foo kin cleva

[tommer9]

What do you call a deer with no eyes........

No idea.

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs........

still no idea

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs who can play the piano.......

 

Clever dick.

 

 

 

 

Where do you find a deer with no legs.

 

Where you left him.

[penfold]

whats green and come sout of your nose at 200+mph?

A lambogreenie:001_tongue:

[Dave]

Only a matter of time.....

 

It's all about the timing