Poetry Corner

[Mat]

TVI's charcoal? it's really an art!

('though the leather gear makes it quite tricky.)

this thread, he sure hopes, will be just like Jon's phone

and end up becoming a sticky.

[peatff]

They seek him here

They seek him there

The people seek him everywhere

Is he in Heaven or is he in Hell

Or a wood in Suffolk just follow the smell.

 

(burning wood, not anything nasty )

[the village idiot]

They seek him here

They seek him there

The people seek him everywhere

Is he in Heaven or is he in Hell

Or a wood in Suffolk just follow the smell.

 

(burning wood, not anything nasty )

 

Thank you for clarifying that Pete

[the village idiot]

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile

And cut off its beard, willy-nilly

You can honestly say

That you have just made

A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly.

 

:lol: Brilliant:thumbup:

[shavey]

there was a young plumber called lee

who plumbed hus girl by the sea

said the lady stop plumbing

i hear sombody coming

said the plumber, still plumbing ''Thats me''

[twistedhicap]

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts went ups its bum

And turned its wool to nylon !

[MaxwellArb]

A myopic tree surgeon named Lee

Trapped an agile young wench in a tree

Said she "move your whopper, you careless limb chopper

That's a moss covered knot hole, not me'"

[shavey]

A myopic tree surgeon named Lee

Trapped an agile young wench in a tree

Said she "move your whopper, you careless limb chopper

That's a moss covered knot hole, not me'"

 

brilliant transformation maxwell :lol:

[MaxwellArb]

brilliant transformation maxwell :lol:

 

Thanks, me and the missus have been crying with laughter at this thread!

[the village idiot]

there was a young plumber called lee

who plumbed hus girl by the sea

said the lady stop plumbing

i hear sombody coming

said the plumber, still plumbing ''Thats me''

 

That is hilarious Shavey, nice one