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ballibeg Experienced

ballibeg

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Spent the morning up the trees at the Buddhists' pruning their phone line free. Reckoned I was moving towards a decent reincarnation with my careful work when I realised the line was hard against the trunk of the next tree. Nothing for it but to fell.

 

I waited whilst various folk said their goodbyes, hugs and cuddles etc then I dropped it.

 

By their faces I'll be back as a fly next time around.

 

Be kind to flies after I'm going please.

 

 

Dave

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Spent the morning up the trees at the Buddhists' pruning their phone line free. Reckoned I was moving towards a decent reincarnation with my careful work when I realised the line was hard against the trunk of the next tree. Nothing for it but to fell.

 

I waited whilst various folk said their goodbyes, hugs and cuddles etc then I dropped it.

 

By their faces I'll be back as a fly next time around.

 

Be kind to flies after I'm going please.

 

 

Dave

 

:biggrin::lol::biggrin::lol: Geoff Goldblume ...

Jamie M Rising Star

Jamie M

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Back in the late 80's I spent a huge amount of time with living with buddists through the fwbo Brighton buddist centre. I met some very grounded, thoughtful and kind people. I still carry the lessons I learned from them with me today. I hope and think it has made me a better person.....

peatff Grand Master

peatff

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Had a fling with a buddhist nun once.

 

I'm still waiting for the punchline :confused1:

 

I was selling hotdogs and a Buddhist asked me to make him one with everything :thumbup:

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