Contender for the most bizzarre "tree" query?

[janey]

I was unlucky enough to be shackled to the office PC yesteday going through our enquiries (I'm LA...). I am resigned to the fact that we tend to get dumped with the world's general moans, but this was a good 'un.

 

Resident had seen a snake on their driveway. It was grey.

 

???

 

Can someone please give me an insight as to why the eff that comes under the heading of TREES?

[geoff]

Maybe theyv'e been watching too much 'jungle book'..........erm..hope thats a help!

[David Humphries]

Well that's Ealing for ya !

 

Wouldn't happen in lofty Hampstead

 

 

Mind you, we did get a shout to come round to a posh gaff, to capture an Albino Peacock

 

 

 

 

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[gazza]

It must of been a piece of cobra snake i hear they are quite common this time of year.

[janey]

Well that's Ealing for ya !

 

Wouldn't happen in lofty Hampstead

 

 

Mind you, we did get a shout to come round to a posh gaff, to capture an Albino Peacock

 

 

 

 

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You get exotica, we get OPM and mental residents....

 

Hmmm, is it just me or does there seem to be something a tad unequal in that arrangement?

[Ian C]

I was unlucky enough to be shackled to the office PC yesteday going through our enquiries (I'm LA...). I am resigned to the fact that we tend to get dumped with the world's general moans, but this was a good 'un.

 

Resident had seen a snake on their driveway. It was grey.

 

???

 

Can someone please give me an insight as to why the eff that comes under the heading of TREES?

 

Could of been a grey tree snake.

[Simon Rotheram]

Maybe the bark had fallen off a Acer capillipes !!!

[Stephen Blair]

if i ever have the misfortune of calling the council, usually everyone is on a break, at lunch or away home for the day, and usually get passed from pillar to post until some finally decides to talk to you..i think the council office will be like a school staff room, full of demented workers that hate their job, so when anyone phones, someone answers, says 'no bother i will just get them' everyone sits there in fear and laughter and the phone is just thrown to someone, then that poor unfortunate person has to try and sound helpfull and motivated while signing ' i am going to kill you for this' to the rest of their colleagues:ohmy:and the others do riding the bull impersinations with each other trying to make you laugh:001_tt1:

[janey]

You probably get passed around so much coz all the TO's are tied up with rescuing the world from leaves in gutters

[Stephen Blair]

You probably get passed around so much coz all the TO's are tied up with rescuing the world from leaves in gutters

 

i usually use a different name, julias fernando is my tpo enquiry name:001_cool: