My new groundie

[eggsarascal]

Ah! But have you sampled the delights of Mrs Idiot's stupendous Alder Tree fruit ices? The best ice cream on this fair isle😋

 

I have! And I agree with you whole heartedly sir.

[the village idiot]

How many brothers do I have though....

 

Being Fenlanders I would assume there are 8, one groom for each bride and ample numbers for a full banjo ensemble.😜

[Pinkfoot]

That might explain why my Nieces and Nephews are cross eyed then.

[Bren.]

Bear in mind that your average Fenlander has 6 fingers on each hand (or 5 fingers and a thumb). Probably only need 7 brothers for whole ensemble.

[the village idiot]

Bear in mind that your average Fenlander has 6 fingers on each hand (or 5 fingers and a thumb). Probably only need 7 brothers for whole ensemble.

 

Hello Bren, I wondered where you had got to.

[the village idiot]

That might explain why my Nieces and Nephews are cross eyed then.

 

Please excuse my incredibly rude post! I am genuinely interested how many brothers you have?

[the village idiot]

I have! And I agree with you whole heartedly sir.

 

Thanks Egg. I should think you would be entitled to a lifetime's supply for your sterling past services to Alder Tree Ltd:thumbup:

[Bren.]

Circumstances have conspired to keep me away from the keyboard, but I do have a few spare days. So gird yourself for some inane.

[the village idiot]

Wow! Thought that was a typo for Elder- I can imagine an elder flower champagne lolly to be truly scrumptious!!! Just googled it. Realized I had to try some. Found out to my disappointment my nearest stockist was in Cumbria Alston to be precise.Alston is the country's highest market town, snowed in for 300 days of the year and the absolute arse end of nowhere. I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for Alder Tree ices on my travels. Get a stall of the stuff at this years Arb Show please!!!

 

Thanks Rachel. Unfortunately Audrey the ice cream van is fully booked this year so no Arb Show:sad:

 

Hope you get to try it soon though!

 

Must stop talking about ice cream before I derail this thread more thoroughly than I already have:blushing:

[5 shires]

I have! And I agree with you whole heartedly sir.

 

Thought this thread was about a girl being a groundie, not a BEN & JERRY ICE CREAM comparison.