Ancient trees.

[David oakman]

I need to make some signs to go around my ancient oak trees. I was thinking along the lines of ANCIENT TREES

PLEASE LOOK FROM

A DISTANCE.

 

Have you seen any such signs or have you any ideas of wording you must be polite but to the point. many thanks david.

[Peter]

I am an old tree please enjoy me from a safe distance

[David Humphries]

I am an old tree please enjoy me from a safe distance

 

 

 

Liking that Peter

 

 

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[John Hancock]

I am an old tree please enjoy me from a safe distance

 

 

Doesn’t the wording imply that the trees are un-safe?

 

Wouldn’t want to frighten the local cub-scouts on their day-trip.

[David Humphries]

Doesn’t the wording imply that the trees are un-safe?

 

Wouldn’t want to frighten the local cub-scouts on their day-trip.

 

 

 

Prefer the idea that keeping the compaction away from the plate is inherently safer for the health of the Tree.

 

But I appreciate what you're getting at.

 

 

 

 

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[David oakman]

How about please keep back so i can live longer?

[John Hancock]

How about please keep back so i can live longer?

 

Are the trees on open pasture David? If they are you’ll have to print some in sheep and cattle lingo!

[David oakman]

They are in the front park, the management have decided to let the public roam free in the whole front park to see the old trees.

[nepia]

I am an old tree. I look better from afar.

[Giles Hill]

I am an Ent. You look like an Orc.

 

Go away NOW, or I'll kill you.