'Clever' business names

[grtforestry]

I had my van sign written up, "got wood?" Advertising my firewood sales. But best van I have seen was a scaffolders wagon. Northern erections, "every erection guaranteed"! Laughed all the way home that day.

 

 

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[ArthurBottlesworth]

There is guy putting up horse boxes in Bala

Business name

 

Stable erections

[grtforestry]

 

 

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[Joe89]

A friend of mine is a grave digger and his is ''people are dying to get buried by us"

[Andrew Gale]

I saw a cess pit emptying company a while back who's motto was:

 

"No jobbie too big, No jobbie to small"; made me chuckle:biggrin:

[Jammydogg]

A couple for u all...seen a grass citting firm the other day "mowtown", and my mate runs a turf company lilbourne turf "get laid by us!"

 

 

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[bumble B]

Erm...think i will give them a miss when i next need to have a hand thrust up my u-bend!

I prefer a lady plumber 😃 (so long as she has short fingernails!!!)

 

 

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So long as they don't need to go into your manhole to give it a good rodding.

[Edge]

Was thinking of calling company 'Tree Amigos' some guys in Cheshire called 'Forrest Stump',nice

[cooks]

Seen a skip company called Speedy Gone Garbage and a chip shop called The Cod Father…!

[JLA Arborists]

Should you want carting off to your grave like Dell boy. I saw a van advertising only 'fools and hearses' it's a yellow robin with a robin trailer for the coffin