Tree Wars

[Highland Forestry]

Then I come in and de-veg the whole bloody lot of you, cut all the rest of you down for firewood and commercial gain!

[Red.Squirrel]

The screaming banshee of the forest ... the aspen.

[Highland Forestry]

They love the Aspen up here... infact they're spending thousands all over the shop to re-introduce it wherever they can!

[Jason James Gairn]

Is this a climax vegetation question, or are we talking tree beard walking tree battles? The Cherry would appear and all the big male trees would bow down to kiss her glorious blossom, then she'd squirt canker at them, the humiliation would ensure a stag head by the very least.

Or the Hawthorn. Monogyna. another deadly woman but with a twisted body littered with hermaphrodite hypodermic needles. The ho.

[Hannah]

would bow down to kiss her glorious blossom, then she'd squirt canker at them, the humiliation would ensure a stag head by the very least.

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:laugh1::laugh1:

[Khriss]

Could this be any more mad !

 

K

( an I thought I was crackers)

[gibbon]

I will take my Strangler Fig and destroy all of your Holm Oaks, Hawthorns, Willows or any other contenders. Surely the king of the forest.

[Mac McLennan]

I shall beat all of you to with an inch of your miserable lives with my 'monkey puzzle'.......ohhhhh yesssssss

[Khriss]

You will all lose miserably to my wanton spreading of micelium- there is no escape...........

 

 

MWOOOHAHA !

[Amelanchier]

I will take my Strangler Fig and destroy all of your Holm Oaks, Hawthorns, Willows or any other contenders. Surely the king of the forest.

 

Ahhh Ficus aurea. Plays the long game!