Light fingers do it again and local to me too

[Matthew Arnold]

Felled ash trees stolen from Milton Abbas | This is Dorset

 

I knew where all the wood was stacked and there was a mountain of it.

 

Would have needed atleast 2 arctics to take it away as there was some hefty lumps in there.

[easy-lift guy]

Swines!. It's a pity the wood could not be laced with something that could make the thieves really sick or worse.

easy-lift guy

[treequip]

Swines!. It's a pity the wood could not be laced with something that could make the thieves really sick or worse.

easy-lift guy

 

It was impregnated with a chemical that makes the smoke red:laugh1:

[easy-lift guy]

It was impregnated with a chemical that makes the smoke red:laugh1:

 

If they inhale the smoke, will they assume room temp sooner than later?

I hope so:thumbup1:

easy-lift guy

[treequip]

If they inhale the smoke, will they assume room temp sooner than later?

I hope so:thumbup1:

easy-lift guy

 

Ted, that whooshing sound was the joke going past you, think vatican:laugh1:

[easy-lift guy]

That would have been White Smoke.

easy-lift guy

[treequip]

That would have been White Smoke.

easy-lift guy

 

Well that's inconvenient, it's ruined my joke, anyone can make wood burn with white smoke

[easy-lift guy]

Well that's inconvenient, it's ruined my joke, anyone can make wood burn with white smoke

 

Well I am sorry about that, it was either room temp due smoke inhalation from laced stolen logs or just cut their hands off:thumbup:. In either case it may discourage others of like mind.

easy-lift guy

[treequip]

Well I am sorry about that, it was either room temp due smoke inhalation from laced stolen logs or just cut their hands off. In either case it may discourage others of like mind.

easy-lift guy

 

Please not that, in the UK they would qualify for all kinds of benefits and never have to work or steal again

[Stubby]

Ted, that whooshing sound was the joke going past you, think vatican:laugh1:

 

So you think the Pope might have nicked it ??