Practical Jokes

[Frank]

Come on then, lets here your best ways of "passing the time" or any "initiation tactics" for newbies etc, or just any things you have done in the past to those that "got up your nose".

I'll start off;

 

Really annoying habit a colleague used to have by opening a tin of tuna and letting it "breath" on the dashboard of the truck for half hour. Stray dog joins us on site, I may have be-friended the dog just enough to let it lick the top of the tuna smooth whilst colleague s back was turned. Then when he came to eat it, it was such a struggle to stay straight faced when he was remarking how nice raw tuna was.

 

A bit tame, but its a start. Lets here some more.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Oooh, this could bring back some memories! Clingfilm over the toilet was a classic one - you know, stretch it over the bowl and put the seat / lid down. Next user either experiences ricochet pee or their head hits the ceiling!!!

Edited January 11, 2009 by TimberCutterDartmoor
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[Dave the dog]

. Lets here some more.

 

 

 

Put the chain on backwards on their chainsaw.

 

Send them to get a couple of skyhucks, tartan paint, glass hammer,or a long stand.

 

Put a half hitch in the middle of their rope.

[penfold]

ask them to get the rubber hammer for the glass nails or to get the wood magnets to stick a branch back on.

[Ben Ballard]

telling new lad that customer said to knock on door when ready .and say can we have our tea and biscuits now, and get them to ask for a long weight and a left handed combi spanner from chainsaw shop

[Frank]

telling new lad that customer said to knock on door when ready .and say can we have our tea and biscuits now

Now that is a classic. Keep em coming

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Stuffing a mackerel into the ventilation system of a.n.others vehicle; heater on - what a stink.

 

Is this thread for jokes committed at arb jobs or any place / time etc???

[Frank]

practical jokes, anytime, any place, any victim.

[gibbon]

I've always wanted to throw out of a tree an old chainsaw boot with a butchers bone inside. That could liven up a cold winters morning.

[Frank]

I've always wanted to throw out of a tree an old chainsaw boot with a butchers bone inside. That could liven up a cold winters morning.

You could arrange that easily, get it done and post the reactions on here.

Edited January 11, 2009 by Frank
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