A spot of luck

[slack ma girdle]

Look what my splitter found to night. Glad my chainsaw did not.

I was not so lucky on the next one. It split with a ping and showered me with red ants

Ow ow ow.

 

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[Chris Sheppard]

We had one like that a while back. Somehow managed to miss all but one with the saw

[Big 'Ammer]

Not so lucky...

 

Felled it at four foot high too. Bloody farmers!

[easy-lift guy]

I don't understand why so many tree attract NAILS!!!. God knows I have had my share over the years with various chains and one bar wasted. Should be a law against them dang things. Feel much better.

easy-lift guy

[dan494]

Nails? Try bricks!

 

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[Chris Sheppard]

Not so lucky...

 

Felled it at four foot high too. Bloody farmers!

 

Bad luck Nige, couldn't have hit the one in the top photo any worse

 

We've been suffering a bit lately with those metal clips off those square plaggy tree guards - whose stupid idea was it to use metal ties that the tree swallows up, right at felling height

[Dave Alviti]

Last couple of winters i've spent a few weeks coppicing overstood alders for a local farmer whos dad used to say "the good lord did not give us trees for us to then go and use fence posts!" dont think i've ever sharpened my saw as much as i did on that job.

[adbat234]

Look what my splitter found to night. Glad my chainsaw did not.

I was not so lucky on the next one. It split with a ping and showered me with red ants

Ow ow ow.

 

Sent from my Galaxy arse using tupping talk.

 

Had to chuckle to myself at the first sentence of your post . Its a local dialect thing and suggests around these parts your wife found it ha ha ha .