Suburban myth?

[DN22 Gardening]

once worked with an Irish guy called McCann

 

BIGGER than the proverbial sht house.

 

you could get him everytime if you held out two shovels and told him to take his pick

Edited September 17, 2011 by DN22 Gardening
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[skyhuck]

I once worked with a very dim groundie.

 

I had swept all the sawdust and crap into a pile, he was shoveling it into a wheelbarrow, but the barrow was about 10ft away from the pile of crap and he was dropping bits all over where I had already swept.

 

I was irritated by this and sarcastically said "Why don't you move the barrow a bit further away!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........................he did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was speechless!!!

[Paulfreebury]

We had a labourer on a job doing up a dormitory in a boys school, I asked the lad to get the Hoover out and start cleaning down, after 10 minutes I noticed he hadn't put the Hoover brush end attachment on, so I pick it up and hand it to him telling him that it would get the job done quicker if he used the end, so off he goes with the Hoover attachment, an hour later I check on him to see how he's doing, I creep round the corner and the lad was sweeping the dust into piles with the brush attachment then he would suck the heap up with the hose, I said you wally your supposed to attach the brush to the Hoover, his response was, well my mum normally does my hoovering!!!

[wisewood]

I've only ever seen one of the big black rubber things used once. (At least the ones I think we're referring to here.) The guy using it was amazing.

I've seen big black rubber things used on other websites, but 6" doesn't even come close.)

 

:lol:

It was a flagging maul, don't try using any other big black rubber thing to lay a patio:001_tongue: